A fella held a video game hostage for ransom in pretend money. The pretend money fainted.
By Walt HenskeOctober 16, 2026Weekend Edition, Issue No. 3
“A memecoin is a stock that heard about stocks secondhand.”
JUST THE FACTS. An anonymous leaker, “Cyberleek,” promised a 200+ GB playable GTA 6 build if his memecoin hit a $30 million value. The coin crashed. The leaker posted “The leeks stop here. For now.” and denied a rug pull. The full build was never released. GTA 6 is still due Nov. 19. Sources: Forbes; Kotaku.
Now listen.
A fella held a video game hostage for ransom in pretend money. The pretend money fainted.
A memecoin is a stock that heard about stocks secondhand.
I offered to fax them the game. The fax machine asked for a lawyer.
Buy the game in November like a citizen. Get off my lawn. — Walt